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Oct 14

It seems like minutes go by like seconds

Oct 14

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

Oct 14

skvtevlldvy:

"i don’t get why people find drunk texts annoying, you’re the only person they’re thinking of when their brain can’t even function properly."

Oct 14

daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

Oct 14

thesassycat:

never-to-old-to-act-young:

thesassycat:

Sometimes other people’s captions are what make a post better

Random fact: If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.

This is not one of those times

Oct 14
troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
its transparent

Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

its transparent

Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it

Oct 14

genderpronouns:

wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

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Oct 14
the-king-of-coney-island:

⊱♛⊰
Oct 14

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

Oct 13

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you guys are all so hypocritical making fun of christopher columbus. as if you haven’t gone to the grocery store for some spices, gotten lost, and ended up murdering millions of people

Oct 13

my-flourish-and-blotts:

catgaga:

"Girls are ugly with short hair!"

Oh,

i’m sorry.

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I can’t hear you

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over the sound

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of how beautiful

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these women look

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You sexist asshole

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I have a short hair and I hear that on a daily basis

Oct 13

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

Oct 13

stay-f0r-awhile:

this is actually the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

Oct 13

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

Oct 13

foxnewsofficial:

capnchase:

foxnewsofficial:

what the fuck are you doing to stop global warming right now

turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house

you’re just the man we’ve been looking for